Can’t take it back


Here are the top nine comments made during the Olympics that they would like to take back…. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.” Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I […]

Do you pee in the shower?

My girlfriend asked me if I had ever pissed in the Shower. I said, “Yeah, a couple of times, accidentally.” She said, “That’s disgusting! What do you mean accidentally?!” “Hey,” I said, “these things happen when you’re taking a shit.” 00

Wife’s comeback


This guy walks up to his wife one day and grabs her breast, he says ” if these were firmer, you could get rid of your bra.” the wife doesn’t say anything, she just rolls her eyes. The next day, the husband comes up to his wife and grabs her butt, and says, “If this […]

A bloke walks into a bar

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor. The barman says, “You aren’t from around here, are ya?” The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.” The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?” The […]