Down the interstate

A married couple was driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him. “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce.” The husband says nothing, but slowly turns up to speed to 60 mph.
“I don’t want you to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he’s a better lover than you.”
70 mph.
“I want the house as well.”
75 mph.
“I want the kids.”
80 mph.
“And I want the bank account and all the credit cards.”
85 mph.
“You’re taking this incredibly calmly,” she said. “Isn’t there anything you want?”
“I’ve got all I need.”
“What’s that?”
“The airbag.”

 

December 20, 2015

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