Divorce

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so […]

Before and after getting hired.

When Timmy went in for an interview at ABC company, he was hired after a very brief interview. A little skeptical at first, Timmy asked the company representative a few questions. It went like this: ABC: Trust me, this company could really use someone new Timmy: If there is too much work, I’m going to […]

She didn’t expected that

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The woman said, “I’m sure you would.” So the man said, “Okay, I would” Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?” And the man replied, […]

Pee in cup

When my three-year-old was told 
to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With 
a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”

Job interview

A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won’t hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the boss said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.” “Without numbers?” the man says, “Dats easy.” And proceeds to draw three trees. “What’s this?” the boss asks. “Tree and tree, plus […]

From prison

An old farmer writes to his son in prison; Dear son, this year i wont be able to plant potatoes because i can’t dig the field by myself, i know if you were here, you would help me. The son writes back; dad don’t even think of digging the field because thats where i buried […]

Crazy wife

Husband asking the wife: -Darling, do you want to come with me to the gym? -Are you saying I’m fat?? -No, I was just thinking that we should maybe… -Are you saying I’m lazy?? -No, no! Calm down, I didn’t say that.. -Why, you think I’m hysterical?? -No, I wasn’t saying that.. -So you are […]