Blonde

A blonde goes to work in tears, her boss asks her what happened . She says, “My mom died.” He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.” Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?” She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her […]

Two Wolfs

An old Cherokee is teaching his grandson about life. “A fight is going on inside me,” he said to the boy. “It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One is evil – he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.” He […]

Down the interstate

A married couple was driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him. “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce.” The husband says nothing, but slowly turns up to speed to 60 mph. “I don’t want you to […]

Drunk guy

A drunk guy calls a radio station and tells the RJ: “I found this purse outside Raven’s club. It has 1500 dollars in cash, a credit card, an iPhone 6s, and a driving license with Rebecca’s name on it.” The RJ asks in an impressed tone,”It was good of you to call us. Do you […]

Young couple

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big, burly man, tossed his pants to the bride and said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on, but they were way too big. “I can’t wear your pants,” […]

Late at work

A guy shows up late at work, the boss yells at him: “You should have been here at 8.00!!!”   The guy calmly replies: “Why? What happened at 8.00?”

In Hurry

What do you do when you are in hurry and someone blocks your car? Simple: you just pick up your car and take it out, like this guy 😀 If you don’t see the animation, click on the picture to see the animation.

Little April

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in […]