Wife’s comeback

This guy walks up to his wife one day and grabs her breast, he says ” if these were firmer, you could get rid of your bra.” the wife doesn’t say anything, she just rolls her eyes. The next day, the husband comes up to his wife and grabs her butt, and says, “If this […]

She didn’t expected that

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The woman said, “I’m sure you would.” So the man said, “Okay, I would” Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?” And the man replied, […]